First, but not last.

So today, Sri makes her first post.
*audience applause*


Some people question the validity of my position in Smooth Stripes.

(Does she really matter? She doesn't make music. She doesn't do anything.)
Yada, yada, yada. Y'all are irrelevant.

I'm the Graphic Editor (respectively) and, I'm just proud to be considered a part of the movement. Too legit, too smooth.

Are y'all ready for it?

Naah, that was rhetorical. 'Cause I already know y'all ain't.